Linux and Sex: Debunking the Myth

Published on May 16, 2008 in Humor by Rami Taibah

For some reason beyond me, Linux is almost synonymous with “anti-sex”. I still don’t fully understand from where this notion came from. While I admit that there are some rotten apples out there:

But these people are just giving us a bad name! I mean I am sure anybody could find a dorky doctor, or a nerdy lawyer! Yet these men with these professions are in high demand. You don’t see anybody using sweeping statements on a whole profession just because they met a dorky doctor.

Women need to understand that geek is good! And Linux is the sexy! Want proof? Here you go:

Us Linux geeks thrive on documentation, and we even documented our own kama sutra!

We also have all the right moves, we know what to say, when to say it, and how to say it!

Now after all this proof, ladies, do you still have doubt in your minds (or hearts) that we are the perfect match. You keep searching for the “one”, whilst this “one” is probably just waiting at your “./” all along!

About Rami Taibah

Rami Taibah the founder of The Linuxologist and a self proclaimed geek and Linux aficionado. This fall, he will be pursuing an MIMS degree at UC Berkeley, California. You can follow him on Twitter @rtaibah.